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Hilarious Outtakes · Homestuck

Index Number

No. 4.13.05

Type of item

Kurhendis

Date Started

10.01.2011

Date digitized

11.01.2011

Ongoing?

Uncertain

Large work number

|6|

Item Path

O:\Fanworks\Hilarious Outtakes\A - H\Homestuck\

Homestuck is a complex and nightmarishly difficult fiction to complete. What isn't? There will invariably be no less than any given arc number of goofs, gaffes and glitches when making this film of a webcomic. Here is a selection.

Act 1Edit

Opening PageEdit

N: Even if it was 13 years ago that he was given life, it will only be today that he will be given a name!
Extra: What, he lost the registration papers?

Interesting notes: said extra later had to play the uranium imp. Yes, that one.

Sburb loading screenEdit

(Screen shows SBURB)
Extra: Now on the PS3, Wii and Bakilla!
(SBURB disappears. A text editor is shown, displaying:)
Screen: Seriously? I've got to get a copy sometime!

Rose Pulls out the toiletEdit

Rose: [Expletive Redacted]
Extra Quick! Somebody call Mario!
Rose: [Expletive SUPER-Redacted]

Rose's IntroductionEdit

(Flighty Broad is rejected.)
(A talking dog came out of nowhere.)
Dog: Runny Marrow!
Everyone but Rose: Laughs like a maniac
Rose: Groans

WV is introducedEdit

N: Years in the past, but not many...
(Camera pans right)
(WV slowly walks right, in Lord English garb)
N: [Expletive Redacted]

WV is introduced: AgainEdit

N: Years in the past, but not many...
(WV runs across the screen, retracing his steps.)
(A dinosaur (probably an Allosaurus) runs across the screen.)
 ???: Come back Soyda! You have already finished the race!
(A strange little man dashes across the screen.)
N: [Expletive Redacted]
Director: You got that right.

Act 3Edit

For some reason I can't think of any in Act 2.

[S] EnterEdit

So. Many. Outtakes.

Not exactly the right timeEdit

(Rose is sitting on the ledge, cooking marshmallows on the fire)
Rose: What?

Tug-of-warEdit

(Rose falling off the edge of the world or something)
(One tentacle grabs her)
(Another tentacle grabs her)
(The two keep pulling on Rose.)
Director: Fluthlu, release!
Fluthlu: Giggles uncontrollably
Director: (To technician) Call tech support.

Vowel OverdriveEdit

Rose: STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
(Somehow this keeps going for a full minute.)
Director: You can stop now.
Rose: ...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Director: Rose, you can stop now.
Rose: ...IIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Director: Rose, I tell you to stop right now.
Rose: ...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Director: ROSE! Rose Rose Rose Rose ROOOOOOOO--
Extra: I think they're in the wrong movie.

Interesting notes: the Director's English name is Jack.

Act 3.1: Midnight Crew IntermissionEdit

Base errorEdit

V/O: Clocks destroyed: 4/1728.
(Take 2)
V/O: Clocks destroyed: 4/1024.
(Take 3)
V/O: Clocks destroyed: 4/3125.
(Take 4)
V/O: Clocks destroyed: 4/...1025?
Director: (Starting to crack) ONE THOUSAND!! ONE THOUSAND!!!! ONE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! D.
Rose: You may stop now.

When not to use high pressure bloodEdit

(HB decapitates Eggs by ingestion.)
(Blood fountain!)
Director: (To Technician, resisting laughter) I said 300 Pa, not 300 kPa!
Technician: (Monotonic, as if reading from contract) All pressure units are measured in kPa [1]
Director: Use common sense!
Technician: But that is common sense!

Wrong CansEdit

V/O: Cans: Burst into the wall like the Kool-Aid man.
(Nothing happens)
Cans: (A bit muffled, but clearly audible. Seems to be tripped on something) I'll be back in a bit...
(Nothing continues to happen)
(16 777 216 cans of aluminum fly into and breaks down the wall.)
Cans: (Stifling laughter) Wasn't me!
(Oblivious to the damage, two men walk into the set.)
Adam: So, did that mega-cannon of yours work?

Act 4Edit

Which came first?Edit

SFX: EGG!
All: CHICKEN!
(Universal double-take)
Director: Why did we just do that?

Act 5aEdit

Table Tennis AnseringEdit

AC:  :33 < yes
CT: D --> No
(This repeats for about 576 times.)
Director: That's enough!

Multilingual JokeEdit

AA: int0 the universe we— (coughs)
Director: Cut! [2]
Aradia (OOC): Stupid joke, sir.
Director: No, "reused" ≠ "stupid". Take the Dead Voice Pills again and restart the scene.

Act 5bEdit

Sudden Rage MomentEdit

CC: Because, silly.
CC: I'm D-----EAD!
(Nothing happens, as per the script. But then:)
Jade: No you're not.
(Using a blade from nowhere, she stabs Feferi. Tyrian purple everywhere.)
Director: TECH SUPPORT! Ctrl-Z THIS INSTANT!!

Notes and NavigationEdit

  1. Not actually true, but it works due for our purposes.
  2. Also: 咳
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