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Chapter 10: Log 4: Reverse Tree Edit

  • Time: 50,000,000,184 k181+96° 25’ 120"
  • Place: (50, 8, 34)
  • Character Set: Block

So little time! As the ship approaches the speed of the Second Glitch [1] he began to open the IM program. As expected no one was there. Thus, it is time for some revenge.

Wasting no time, he hastily compiles a couple of programs that he has been working on before this started. When finished, he prepares them for distribution.

Log begins 50,000,000,184 k181+98° 24’ 70"

Sender ([])

Action (^)

Message ([])

GIV

:

Right.

GIV

broadcast

file /alarm.exe/

GIV

broadcast

file /multiplier.exe/

GIV

execute

file /alarm.exe/

GIV

execute

file /multiplier.exe/

GIV

broadcast

file /get in here.scr/

GIV

execute

file /get in here.scr/

×7: click here to view

mood

QUITE ANNOYED

GIV

:

Well that’s what you get for ignoring me like some kind of ditz.

CG

:

THERE IS NO NEED TO DO THAT.

GIV

:

You lie. None of you are present.

CG

:

I THOUGHT WE SPEAK AGAIN IN ELESTIKOKÁSO.

CG

:

NOT HERE.

GIV

:

You weren’t listening again.

GIV

:

Or maybe I just say things under my breath.

GIV

:

Both are true.

GIV

:

But I bet on the latter.

TA

:

yeah well whatever iit ii2 time for 2ome que2tiion2.

TA

:

fiir2t, what color blood do you have?

GIV

:

Clear.

TA

:

?

GIV

:

Clear. As in transparent.

GIV

:

My blood has no color.

GIV

:

None of my kind has.

GIV

:

I guess that answers your question?

TA

:

iit 2ure doe2.

GIV

:

Hang on, I’m getting something.

Log paused at 50,000,000,184 k181+99° 180’ 20"

It was someone else. The log seems to have started much earlier, even if it is far shorter.

Log 2 started 50,000,000,184 k181+97° 230’ 18". Previous retroactively named Log 1.

Sender ([])

Action (^)

Message ([])

EB

:

hello?

EB

:

anyone there?

TG

:

forget it man they're not answering

TG

:

lets go have a jam session or something

TT

:

Well, in any case, I’m sending an invitation return.

TT

:

Let’s see if they answer.

Log 2 ended 50,000,000,184 k181+99° 177177

What. No one told him about them. Not even that YY.rtf. If this is his boss’s undoing he is so going down.

But in any case he comes back to the Alternians for further discussion. At least they could stop with the pestering about his blood color. (He conveniently left out the fact that his blood is not clear but slightly grey and ultraviolet lest the hæmo-spectrum or whatever of theirs overloads).

Switching windows again, he noticed the small system message. It seems to have arrived rather recently. At least, before any of the other guys can respond to it!

Log 1 resumed at 50,000,000,184 k181+99° 192’ 18"

Sender ([])

Action (^)

Message ([])

SYSTEM

:

4 invitation returns pending

CG

:

FOUR?

CG

:

I HAVE BAD FEELINGS ABOUT THIS.

GIV

:

Do you by any chance know of these people?

GIV

:

There’s this one EB"”

GIV

:

He types in blue"”

GIV

:

And then there’s this TT"”

AG

:

Oh, thoooooooose humans again.

AG

:

Yep, it appears so.

GIV

:

So merge?

GC

:

Y34H SUR3 WHY NOT

GC

:

YOU W1LL DO 1T 4NYW4Y

Log 1 and Log 2 merged at 50,000,000,184 k181+100° 0’ 0"

Sender ([])

Action (^)

Message ([])

GIV

:

Action complete.

GIV

:

At an auspicious time too.

GIV

:

So what is it with you two sets of people that makes you go all "œthoooooooose humans again"?

AG

:

(Psst.

AG

:

That’s not in the script.

AG

:

Don’t go too far or your lunch hours will be cut.)

AG

:

Well, they’ve done something nasty in the past.

AG

:

Let’s just leave it at that, right.

AG

:

Or I’ll 8e really emotional 8ll 8ver 8g8n.

AG

:

s8?

GIV

:

I see.

GIV

:

Here, see if this works.

GIV

send

file /tear-removal.met1.c.exe/

AG

:

And?

GIV

:

Execute it.

CG

:

DON’T VRISKA.

CG

:

YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S IN IT.

CG

:

COULD IT BE SOME KIND OF VIRUS?

TA

scan

file /tear-removal.met1.c.exe/

TA

:

look2 clean enough.

TA

:

2eem2 liike iit remove2 your tear2 two permanently for your liikiing

TA

:

2o maybe iif you can ask giiv two 2end you a rever2er.

TA

:

or better yet

TA

broadcast

fiile /tear-removal-removal.~ath/

TA

:

why a2k 2omeone two do iit when you can do iit your2elf?

GIV

:

Wow, you guys are good.

AG

:

No, he’s good.

TA

:

iit’2 nothiing.

AG

:

Anyway I was just kidding.

AG

:

I not that easily moved ::::D

GIV

slump

no parameters given

EB

:

uh, guys?

EB

:

yeah i heard that there was another game of sburb

AG

:

SGRU8!!!!!!!!

GA

:

Vriska You Know There Is No Difference Between The Two

GA

:

Both Are Correct

GA

:

Even If Ours Came First

EB

:

yeah anyway

EB

:

if we can be of any help we will!

EB

:

even if we can only help with organizing stuff.

GIV

:

Sure, if you can help us in any way appreciation will be given.

GIV

:

Anyway

GIV

:

This talk has been kind of botched.

GIV

:

Not all of us are here anyway.

GIV

:

Get to you later.

GIV

:

And chat with me if you will but I will expect everyone back here at Elestikokáso.

GIV

:

Goodbye.

Log 3 ends 50,000,000,184 k181+105° 130248

Sender ([])

Action (^)

Message ([])

CA

:

wwell

CA

:

that wwas a bit rude


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NotesEdit

  1. As I said elsewhere:
    The First Glitch is very commonly used in Жthoÿi space travel, and it is to sustain a certain speed (1 — (3.8 × 10—7) c) for a certain time (0.3846220877, to ten decimal places) in order to make the rate of mass increase due to relativity grow linearly instead of exponentially. No, don’t ask me why, it’s a glitch in the laws of physics. You can’t explain a glitch. It’s just there. Similar deal with the Second Glitch: hold your speed for that exact time (0.3846220877) at that exact speed and let the magic happen. [In this case, said "magic" is to allow one to travel to hyperspace and thus speeding up travel times immensely.]
    Now while half the words you probably don’t understand (Жthoÿi? Why is time unit-less?) You don’t actually need to know them. All you have to know are these: a) the Жthoÿi Glitch move is founded by the Pseudoans first; b) 0.384620877 is 2 hours and 54 minutes exactly; and c) there is still an internet connection in hyperspace.
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